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Quinnn!!!, The Consulting Cannibal in the Impala hunting things saving people through wibbly wobbly time and space!
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best-of-memes:

Stephen fry ladies and gentlemen

(via nerdgirl-to-the-rescue)

thorki-hiddlesworth:

If I were a famous actor, this is literally how I would occupy about 43% of my free time.

(via nerdgirl-to-the-rescue)

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One time in class, I got fed up

  • This was one of my favorite teachers ever, he didn't believe in homework and was just the coolest dude ever
  • Teacher: I won't be here tomorrow so I left worksheets for the teacher to give you.
  • Kid: why can't we watch a movie?
  • Teacher: because the school board doesn't like us to show you movies that don't have anything to do with the curriculum. They say that movies are for home and we need to keep your home life separate from your school life.
  • Me: then why do they give us homework?
  • Whole class: .....
  • Teacher: .....
  • President: .....
  • Miley Cyrus: ....
  • Me: ....
  • Teacher: Samantha, please. Whatever you do. Bring this up with the principal because that's the best argument I have ever heard.

thedizbizz:

So I showed Frozen to my boyfriend and I decided to share the brilliant commentary he made during the movie…

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“I think I’m allergic to people who are unwilling to broaden their perspectives.” — Dau Voire (via kushandwizdom)

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unthroning:

I really want someone. Someone who I can be myself around, completely silly or completely serious. A person who will laugh along at my stupidest jokes or hold me when I’m sad. A person to go out and walk around the city with, going wherever we please, or just stay at home with and watch movies all night. We’ll eat whatever we want and sleep whenever we want. Just be there for each other. Just someone to love.

(via ugly)

constable-frozen:

Elsa - “It’s Coronation Day!”

(via thor-and-lokis-butt)

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thesweetestkindofpoison:

I want someone to really want me. Make a big deal about me, tell me I’m on your mind way too fucking much but you kinda like it. Make it completely obvious that I’m the person you want. Tell me you can’t wait to see me; show me how you feel so I can feel it too.
Make me feel something I’ve never felt before. Tell your friends about me & I’ll tell them about how you make butterflies swim my stomach. Want me as much as I want you.

(Source: hunnnnie, via ob-sesssed)

allisonscrown:

"where’s my christian grey????” hopefully locked up in prison

(via andrewscottinmypants)

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treasure:

how to take a test: cry on the paper and the choice closest to your tear is the answer

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stability:

*washes face*

*checks if acne is still there*

(Source: niick4, via ob-sesssed)

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alittleworldofimagination:

Ok but this is one of my favorite Disney endings because they decided to be happy together as frogs rather than try and find a way to be human and by finding that happiness they got to be humans again like that is rad as hell thank you Disney

Uh excuse you, that is the plot of Shrek

(Source: subtubitles, via sherlocksfart)

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alexashung:

809212:

what would you say to your 10 year old self

shut up ur like 10

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